Hair

At the gym last night I witnessed quite a phenomenom... 2 different ladies exercising with their long hair down... did you catch that? Long hair down, not up, down. To add to it, their hair was beautiful - looked like it just got done being primped at a salon. So maybe they are trying to not to dent their hair by pulling it up... but we are at a gym- aren't you going to shower after you work out anyways? You'll have to pull it up then? Also where else do you have to go tonight? On a date? To a meeting? We are at a gym right? Everyone looks sweaty and gross, what right do you have to look beautiful?!?!?!

Also how do you exercise with all that HAIR in your way? One lady I saw was riding a bike, so I could somehow fathom not needing to pull it back... but won't your back get sweaty? And in turn your hair that's resting on your back? The other lady was lifting weights- how can she see when she bends over? (That actually reminds me of when I was little. I would play basketball at recess and if I didn't have a rubberband I hated it because I could hardly see the ball with all of my hair in the way when I was trying to dribble down the court)

Anyways I say to all you glamorous gym ladies... if you need to borrow a hairband, I usually have an extra one, so just ask. I am happy to help.

Look- even zach wears a ponytail to keep his hair out of his face!